Therapy? Never heard of her. The “too pretty to process emotions” tee is for the girlies who bottle it up, look incredible doing it, and refuse to ruin their makeup over a man. It’s delusion, denial, and diva behavior — all wrapped up in a comfy, wearable cry for help.
Soft unisex fit for avoiding your feelings in style
Clean, bold text that pairs well with emotional suppression
Ideal for brunches, breakdowns, or ghosting with grace
For heartless hotties, flirty avoidants & anyone who “doesn’t do feelings”
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
